Serie A Round 4: The Best Eleven

Goalkeeper

Storari- Messina’s fresh hero of the weekend.


Defenders

Conte-The Samp defender was almost perfect against Fiorentina.

Couto- A goal and a nice defensive performance for the Portughese lion against Milan.

Zaccardo- His goal handed Palermo a precious point against Juve.

Petruzzi- Monumental. Totti and Cassano did almost nothing at Bologna.

Midfielders

Meghni- He is called the ‘next Zidane’ and against Roma he did look like the great Zizou, sometimes...

Morfeo- A true underachiever, but when he is in one of his ‘on days’, he transforms into a poet of the game.

Volpi- Novellino can’t do without him.

Cassetti- His second goal in two weeks, for a second spot in the standings.

Forwards

Shevchenko- Two goals in two minutes. The Olimpico is his home.

Martins- Vieri’s days as Inter’s starting striker are over.


Coach

Zdeneck Zeman- The Puglia region brings him good luck, after the great Foggia, here comes Master Zeman’s fantastic Lecce.

又多個Italian開齋!! 

WEEK 5 RESULT

Valencia 2 - 0 Racing Santander

25' Vicente [1 - 0]
45' S. Fiore [2 - 0]

射手榜:
Di Vaio 4
Baraja 2
Vicente 2
Mista 1
Angulo 1
Corradi 1
Marchena 1
Fiore 1
Rufete 1

賽後觀點:

1.維辛迪連續兩week有士哥,好波

2.費奧利都開埋齋,意大利兵掂呀!!

3.雲尼亞里好嘢呀,竟然夠膽半力迎戰

ＮＥＸＴ　ＭＡＴＣＨ：
Champions League - Group G
Werder Bremen (Ger) v.s. Valencia (Spa)

Serie A Round 3: The Best Eleven

Goalkeepers

Lupatelli: A wall that proved insurmountable for Palermo.

Defenders

Conte: Sheva and Inzaghi did little last night.

Couto: He stayed at Lazio, believed in the project, and is now an example the whole team should follow.

F. Cannavaro: If Juve don’t’ let in any goals, its also because of Canna. Inter are already wondering why they sold him.

Midfielders

Esposito: Missed a penalty, but netted its rebound. Always closer to La Nazionale.

Albertini: Atalanta’s best player against Inter.

Semioli: Another great game. He is in top form.

Locatelli: Came alive in a crucial game for Bologna.

Forwards

Zampagna: Another great goal, after the one that downed AS Roma.

Adriano: No words are left to describe the greatness of this player.

Suazo: Looking always more like the next Weah.

開齋了!!! 

WEEK 4 RESULT

Deportivo La Coruna 1 - 5 Valencia

16' [0 - 1] B. Corradi
35' [0 - 2] M.D. Vaio
43' [0 - 3] Vicente
44' [0 - 4] F. Rufete
50' [0 - 5] R. Baraja
63' W. Pandiani [1 - 5]

射手榜:
Di Vaio 4
Baraja 2
Mista 1
Angulo 1
Corradi 1
Marchena 1
Vicente 1
Rufete 1

賽後觀點:

1.邊個話雲尼亞里唔識教波呀,除左果個俄羅斯人之外

2.久違的一場大勝,竟然在利亞桑球場取得

3.Vicente生蟲右腳都整球世界波,腳風順番D

ＮＥＸＴ　ＭＡＴＣＨ：
Valencia ｖ.s. Racing Santander

好慶呀,好慶呀

豉油黨,民濺聯好野
立會會期未到已經度定廿三條點過
效率之高令人欽敬
有你地班仆街議員
實乃香港市民之福氣
讓我們一起diu柒你
保皇狗
請受小弟一隻至尊無上的中指
　　　　　
凸ｂｙ廿三泰狼

my team 

美國發生的一件錯綜複雜、離奇古怪死亡案件

死者名叫 "羅納德.奧帕斯" 法醫驗屍後，斷定為 頭部受傷死亡。死者

從十一樓頂跳下試圖自殺（他留了一份遺書），但下落時，卻被從九樓

一個窗戶射出的獵槍子彈擊中，當場死亡。射手和死者都不知道，在該

樓的八層高處有一副保護窗戶清洗工的安全網，因而奧帕斯不可能實現

其自殺計劃。通過調查發現，射出子彈的屋?住著一對老夫婦。當時老兩

口正在吵架，老頭情緒非常激動，抄起獵槍對著老太太扣動了扳機，子

彈沒有打中他的妻子，卻穿過窗戶正巧擊中了奧帕斯。按當地的法律規

定，某人試圖謀殺“A”，卻殺死了“B”，則按謀殺罪論處。面對“謀

殺”罪的指控，老兩口都堅持說，他們誰也不知道獵槍?裝的有火藥。老

頭說﹕多年來他總是用空獵槍嚇唬妻子，他根本不想謀殺她。所以殺死

奧帕斯看來是意外事故，也就是說，獵槍是被偶然裝上了火藥。通過進

一步調查，找到了一位目擊者，他證明老夫婦的兒子在事發大約六周前

，往獵槍裝了火藥。原因是老太太突然中斷了對兒子的經濟資助。兒子

企圖利用父親常用獵槍嚇唬母親的習慣，借父親之手殺死母親。案件此

時成了老夫妻的兒子謀殺了奧帕斯。更為離奇的是，老夫妻的兒子，正

是這位名叫羅納德.奧帕斯 的青年！他因遲遲未能實現謀殺母親的企圖

而頗感失望，所以想跳樓自殺，不料卻被自己填裝的獵槍子彈擊中致死

。按照法律規定，死者是自己謀殺了自己，因此，法醫最後判定﹕這是

樁自殺案！

硬膠指數:★★★★★

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13/9 912的後遺症

唔要菜瘦肉,

還我何ＥＥ

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12/9 失落的一天

點解選舉可以咁低Ｂ？

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